Showing posts with label border crossing. Show all posts
Showing posts with label border crossing. Show all posts

Monday, September 18, 2017

Traveling farmers, family and 140 years


140 years in the making

 This last week was so boring, absolutely nothing was accomplished (other than sleep and life and farming and well, everything) and yes, the sun still rose and set each day, that I have to write about my weekend. I’ll be honest, it was just that awesome. 

I knew it was off to a good start when the border dude was all ‘welcome home’ to me and hubs got a nod. Even the pup was quiet, if you ignore the ominous rumbling and count it as quiet that is. We even had a tailwind to help us onward and southward. Let me tell you, my pickup got excellent gas mileage that day. Even with hubs ‘teasing’ the highway patrol and gunning it past them. Mysteriously he was never over the suggested speed limit or found flashing lights in his mirrors. You can imagine the eye rolls and I might have given myself a headache from it all. (I’ll admit, I was practically sitting on my hands to not be a ‘side seat driver’ and I know a few suggestions escaped me. Yikes. The guys out there probably feel my hub’s pain and frustration.)

Combines were crawling along fields, grain carts were racing here and there and storm clouds were brewing. We ducked under the wire and beat a severe thunderstorm trying to cut us off on the interstate with dire warnings of tornado warnings. It was a good lightning show in my rear view mirror and fantastic clouds. They’re fascinating; the shape changes in a blink and some escalate quickly into the anvil head.

A new meaning to Friday night lights
 Scooter, of course, was passed out. His inner speedometer engages when we decelerate for construction, practically leap frogged those all the way down, or when we stop for a stretch break and he wakes up. No need for an air horn for this pup. 

As we left the pancake flat lands behind and wove our way into the gently rolling hills of the Midwest prairies, it was like coming home. This truly is the land of my heart. And the scenery is fantastic!

The big reason for going home, and why hubs made a big effort to come with, was the 140th anniversary of my home church. My family had been working hard to get it planned (they were part of a committee) and the church polished up. It may be old with a hint of rugged prairie years showing but it’s a classic. It’s the church on a hill, replete with a working bell and a parsonage across the way.

It was a beautiful Sunday, the sun warming the fall-crisp air and the lightest breeze echoed through the stately pine trees. Flower pots showed off vibrant color while trees hinted fall with gold blushing at leaf tips. Cars slowly mobbed the country charm and people came together to celebrate the passing of time. Many shared their memories of growing up in the church, confirmations and some reflected back on where it all started; a sod church made up of Swedish immigrants, amidst the sea of nodding prairie grass and roaming buffalo. 

My grandma’s grandpa was the pastor and one of the charter members. That legacy continues with my family. Hubs and I got married in that church. And a lot of family history resides in the cemetery across the road.

In and around that big event, we managed to squeeze in some family time over coffee. One day, we had so much fun we coffee hopped to two different locales and considered a third, before conceding that too much espresso was perhaps too much. Clearly we bond over coffee and conversations, conversations that twist and turn, segue and make quantum leaps all the while sharing a good laugh. Still waiting for the pumpkin spice latte to arrive at my favorite local coffee shop though.

The biggest difference driving home? Seeing the change in color. No, not to fall but to green. It’s been so dry in Canuckland (only three inches since spring) that we are all caught up to harvest, waiting on the corn only. (We finally got a nice half inch rain while we were gone.) We cruised through soybeans and then back at home in SoDak, the beans are considering changing their color palette. What a difference, eh?

A nice foggy, misty morning to show off that color a-changin'
 Farmer dad estimates harvest will begin in the first week of October. Of course, the weather (hot or cold) is the driving force. I, when summoned, will head south snowbird-style for a combining vacation. My pretty red combine has had its insides all shined up, some new and is ready for me to take the captain’s chair. I even have a brand-new coffee travel mug for this season. (It really is a big deal.) Best part? The cab is nice and quiet, you can even listen to the radio. Hubs’ combine cab isn’t and with the mumbled squawks ejecting from the walkie talkie, (I guess they were talking to me?) you know the radio never gets turned on.

In the midst of all that, I did manage to say hello to my old friends. Sunny was too happy to see me that he forgot he wanted to act aloof. Flash was all about stuffing her face, as you can see. Hubs was acting as an ‘instagram husband’ (hilarious spoof on youtube) or ‘blog husband’ in this case and took the photo.

Can you tell Flash is a dainty eater? Thanks hubs for the photo. :)
Hubs and Dad did the male-bonding thing and watched some Sunday night football. I’m ambivalent about football but this game had my attention! Maybe because it was actual tv. You know, commercials, commercials, more commercials and THEN the show (or game) quickly followed by yet more commercials. Ooooh, commercials. I felt like one of those green alien dudes doing the ‘oooo’ from Toy Story. Canuckland has this thing for public tv, as in it has none. So we watch Netflix, prime or, even better, good ol’ fashioned dvd’s. News comes in the form of the little blue bird tweet app by strategized following. Or a little email that skims US news. I feel like smoke signals could be just around the corner in the ‘latest thing’ for news compared to news intake back home. Annnnnnd then the game quickly went south and it was only bearable to watch by having the tv muted. Never a good sign when you’re watching football… on mute. Yeah… the Falcons toasted the Packers. My fingers itched to channel surf to see if we were somehow on the comedy channel instead of real football.

And now we watch paint dry or the harvest equivalent, corn dry down. Maybe that phone call will come sooner to go south…


Happy harvest, may it be tail waggin’ good and the bushels heavy.

Monday, August 22, 2016

You’re now a permanent resident, congratulations


The mail came today. Amongst the usual collection of bills, post cards promoting ‘baby and you’ (Just got married folks, that ship is most definitely NOT on the horizon! Why do they send me these things? Are they targeting my age group?! Sigh.), there’s a letter from Canada. Wait, there’s a letter FROM Canada. Letter opener, where’s the letter opener?! Shoot, okay the scissors will work. ‘Walk, don’t run with scissors,’ complete with a voice that sounds like my second grade teacher. Yikes.

Uff. Da. It’s open, it’s open! Steady… ‘permanent resident’ in big, bold letters leaps out at me. Ahhhh!!! Commence crazy, happy dance complete with tears and laughter. Stop, look around. Sigh. No one saw that, whew! Pretty sure the status of my sanity would have been questioned at that point. Ha. I should do chores, boy the mail was really late today, but let’s read this first.

‘Welcome to Canada... Ready to move? Please go to our website…’ well, I can skip that paragraph. I’m not moving yet, I just want to get my permanent resident papers signed so I can start thinking of moving. The rest of the letter spoke of what to do and what not to do, this paper is not valid for travel, yada yada yada.

‘Honey! I know you’re out planting but… I got my papers!!!!’ phone call was next on my newly reorganized agenda for the afternoon.Another happy, crazy dance follows.

Anywho. Finally, I get to go back to Canada and visit my hubby. Oh and on the way, I’ll stop at the border and get my permanent resident papers signed. No big deal. It’ll be great and won’t take too long. 

Border crossing happens; I tell my fav officer (whomever I deal with is my fav) that I have my permanent resident papers to sign. Good to go, here’s a ticket that you’ll take inside and tell them you have your papers. (The ticket isn’t really a ticket, well it can be, but it’s more like a hall pass.)

Yeah, I’m doing this! I’m pumped and I walk with a little extra flair to the hip roll as I enter the office. The next available officer gestures me to come up and I tell them I have my papers to sign. “Ma’am you have to wait for the immigration officer to do that,” they tell me. Umm, aren’t you all immigration officers? I’m confused or is it a blonde moment? 

So I wait. And wait. Thank goodness the military taught me well how to ‘hurry up and wait.’ It's one thing for which I can thank them. Finally. The immigration officer is now ready, which is the same exact dude from the booth when I crossed. Well, alrighty then. 

We get into the nitty gritty of expectations and rights of a permanent resident and then the question ‘is your vehicle properly exported?’ Yeah, no. Why would it be? I’m not moving yet, I just want to get my papers signed. I just finished with planting people! I’ve barely had time to do anything much less ‘export my truck.’

The manager is waved over and we start an informal conference of how this permanent residence process works. 

First, I have to ‘properly export my truck.’ A) I could do it now but the U.S. side would find out (those sneaky computers) that I hadn’t properly exported my truck and potentially be charged a fine of up to 10k dollars and who knows what else. B) Also, if I did export my truck at this moment I would now be illegal to drive my own truck in Canada (yay… sarcasm anyone?) because Canada would claim me as a resident the moment my pen left the papers after the final flourish of my pen. Fan-freakin-tastic. After they laughed at me when I got frustrated with that fact they explained: me would now be a Canadian resident, truck still American tagged and licensed. No good. 

Of course, they asked, did you not read the almighty, has-all-the-answers government website referenced in your welcome letter about how to move? 

No, no I did not. I am not moving yet. I want to sign my papers which apparently I can’t do at this point. I didn’t read that bit because I’m just visiting at this point and thought, well, you know what I thought. So I'm just a visitor with permanent resident papers I can't sign till my truck is 'properly exported and imported.'

Uff da.

Uff. Da.

I settled down and apologized for my lack of competence. This garnered me goodwill on their part and nicely answered my questions. My immigration officer dude was nice enough to give me info on phone numbers to call for questions about moving, horses and importing my truck. 

And the paperwork I’d need to export my truck. 

Great, homework.

Hmm, how to export/import my truck?