Partner in mapping crime |
There once was a pup who treed a rat. This rat had once made
his home in the fall rye just south of the farm yard. At the combines rumbled
and grumbled their way through the tough, still slightly green straw of the
fall rye the rat escaped the devastation. As noted by one of the combine
operators. My handy hubs was watering our young willow tree when Scoots caught
the rat’s scent and chased him out of the bushes, they raced towards the tree
line where Scoots triumphantly treed the bugger. Hubs dispatched the rat just
as Spock sauntered up to check out the commotion. Spock the tomcat got a free
meal and nice nap just for taking a walk that evening. Versus the nearly
constant catnaps, in various poses and locations, I’d catch Spock in around the
farm.
The weather cooled off, clouds rolled in and rain looked to
be clearly in the immediate future. I was supposed to go map the fall rye field
with the gator loaded with gps and monitors. Thunder mumbled nearby and I decided
to wait until after lunch for this mapping date. I don’t mind the rain, heaven
knows I’ve been intentionally outside in downpours (even waterproofed
military-issued boots give up and soak in the wet) but when fancy, expensive
monitors are outside of their comfort zone (aka the cab) they don’t play nicely
with rain. So there you have it.
Mounted up for mapping |
When I volunteered for this job I didn’t pick up two key
facts: 1) I’d be driving intentionally in the steep ditches and 2) how
mind-numbing it is to make a typography map driving every 40 feet, back and
forth, across the field. Not going to lie, I kind felt like I was mopping the
field with really big sweeps, back and forth, for 24 times. In case you really
wanted to know, it takes about an hour and a half to ‘properly’ map the entire
field, the ditch and the ditch across the road. The pup wanted to ride with so
he got to be in the back in the little box and I’m still not quite sure how he
managed to stay in through those ditches.
I thought I might as well take advantage of the sunshine
since the earlier rain passed us by. Rub in 50SPF sunscreen (hey, I’m
Scandinavian white remember?), grab my shades and I’m ready for some quality
time with the sun. Yeah… about half an hour into this escapade, the sun
apparently gets shy and more clouds roll in teasing me with thoughts of rain.
Lucky for me though, the clouds and all their rain parted like the Red Sea for
Moses and went around me and my field. They rained a mile away on either side
of me. (It’s really flat here so you can see the mile lines and their
trees/identifying object.) I toyed with
the idea of writing a big ‘rain here’ on a white board and strapping it to the
gator so the clouds would get the message. With my luck it would literally rain
right on the sign and me and those fancy monitors. So I scrapped that idea like
a journalist dismisses a blurb about the rescue of a kitten from a tree. Oh
well I tried; or thought about trying anyways.
Rain passing on by |
The joys of fall rye will wrap up this evening and then it’s
back to the spring wheat! Swathing of the canola will commence next week at the
earliest, barring rain. Then it’s a game of tag to the different fields,
switching out the machinery and a general race to the bins. We save the ‘touchdown!’
moments for when the grain is sold for a good price.
May your harvest prep be light, your breakdowns few and the
coffee perfectly perfect.
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